Men your pregnancy is not amusing…



This condition of male pregnancy has many names. Public opinion, pot, ka-pot (small belly) or ki-pot (big belly)

Men loose the pot! It is not funny and it not a pretty sight to behold. Who deceived you and especially the young guys that a pot is fashionable, I mean guys below 25 years old looking very pregnant. And I think it is a tread that is cropping up of young men when God blesses them and they land a nice job the next thing they think about is eating junk food and alcohol until they get a ka-pot. Horrible!

I think Mr. Nderitu, the Chairman of Maendeleo ya wanaume has great task of helping these new generation of men, who when God blesses them and their pockets become loaded with cash that they should respect their bodies. The last time I heard of Mr. Nderitu he was giving women red cards for mutilating their men. And come to think of it when I saw him on the TV he himself did not look pregnant, that means he is taking care of his body. Doesn’t he care for this new breed of young men?

Some advice from women guys, your pregnancy is not amusing. A pot belly to a woman shows that you do not like to take care of yourself and it is revolting. Please do not be deceived, when you see women hanging around you with your hanging stomach. If that is happening chances are it is because of your money. And with money, just like love it is blind and there is also a kikuyu proverb “uthuri wa gitonga ndunungaga”- meaning a rich man’s flatulence does not smell.

I always wonder when both of you have tu-pots, how are nocturnal activities conducted. Thank God some things are done in the privacy of our rooms. And I also hope in the judgment time, when we are told that what we did in secret will be revealed that some of those videos of our life’s we will not be displayed.

Men leave the pregnancy to women. Go back to the Gym.

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